Useful Phrases To Know When Traveling

• Fekr gabul gardan davat paeh gush divar.
  
  
  • (I accept your kind invitation to lie down on the floor with my arms above my head and my legs apart.)
    
    
• Shomaeh fekr tamomeh oeh gofteh bande.
  
  
  • (I agree with everything you have said or thought in your life.)
    
    
• Auto arraregh davateman mano sepaheh-hast.
  
  
  • (It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk of your car.)
    
    
• Fashal-eh tupehman no degat mano goftam chesha yeh mohemara jebehkeshv arehman.
  
  
  • (If you will do me the kindness of not harming my genital appendages I will gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in public.)
    
    
• Khrel, jepaheh maneh va yeii amrikahey.
  
  
  • (I will tell you the names and addresses of many American spies traveling as reporters.)
    
    
• Balli, balli, balli.
  
  
  • (Whatever you say!)
    
    
• Maternier ghermez ahlieh, gorban.
  
  
  • (The red blindfold would be lovely, Excellency.)
    
    
• Tikeh nuneh ba ob khrelleh bezorg va khrube boyast ino begeram.
  
  
  • (The water-soaked bread crumbs are delicious, thank you. I must have the recipe.)