Jesus Plain and Simple

I recently realized that Jesus and family walked about 80 miles each way at Passover for nearly 30 years—from Nazareth to Jerusalem, Israel on foot.

It would have been more than a day’s journey with no motels, rest stops, or caravansaries on the way. No Togo’s or McDonalds’, no TV dinners. Two meals a day sometimes? Box lunches? (Snacks, yes).

Travel was not safe, either, for solitary travelers as there were plenty of robbers lurking along the old Roman Roads. Weather was quite cool and rainy some years. (Passover is a spring time event in Israel, remember).

After Jesus had grown up and left the family home in Nazareth, this one lone man started his wide-ranging life-work, walking everywhere for about three years. (We know lots about those final three years from eye-witness accounts by four good men...)

The total mileage Jesus walked in his short lifetime was possibly 5000 miles! He did not travel to India, as some have supposed, but he did walk over out of country into Tyre, Lebanon, ~50 miles and back, Matthew 15:21-27, Mark 7:21-30.

The terrain over there is not level and flat. The Sea of Galilee is 700 feet below sea level. Jericho is 846 feet below sea level. The Dead Sea just South a few miles from Jericho is -1400 feet. A 22 mile road connects Jericho to Jerusalem (+2200 feet elevation above sea level). It’s not an easy day-walk on foot uphill from Jericho to Jerusalem. Winter is very cold much like Silicon Valley. Summers are hot and dry.

We wish we knew more about the life of this unusual man Jesus. But the Scriptures are mostly silent from the time of his birth, dedication and circumcision on Day Eight to his settling down up in Galilee.


Very Important Persons from Persia visited Jesus in Bethlehem when he was about two years old. Then, soon after, his family had to get out of Dodge (i.e., Bethlehem 15 miles South of Jerusalem). They barely escaped the furious wrath of Old King Herod the Great. Mary and Joseph and baby Jesus fled to Al Fustat (Old Cairo) for a season and when things were relatively safe back home in Israel they donkeyed 500 miles to North Israel! (See Matthew 2:13-23)

Someone will write up those “silent years” of Jesus someday, though not quite yet, apparently. Publishing rights* for Jesus are pending! His disciples will be glad to fill us when we meet them. Your local library has lots of books conjecturing about all manner of stuff about Jesus—but a lot it what has been written is unhelpful, and even toxic, for anyone who wants to know the real God.

But one important incident in the childhood of Jesus was recorded for our benefit:

Jerusalem about 6 AD

“His parents went to Jerusalem every year at the Feast of the Passover. And when He was twelve years old, they went up to Jerusalem according to the custom of the feast. When they had finished the days, as they returned, the Boy Jesus lingered behind in Jerusalem. And Joseph and His mother did not know it; but supposing Him to have been in the company, they went a day’s journey, and sought Him among their relatives and acquaintances. So when they did not find Him, they returned to Jerusalem, seeking Him. Now so it was that after three days they found Him in the temple, sitting in the midst of the teachers, both listening to them and asking them questions. And all who heard Him were astonished at His understanding and answers. So when they saw Him, they were amazed; and His mother said to Him, “Son, why have You done this to us? Look, Your father and I have sought You anxiously.”

And He said to them, “Why did you seek Me? Did you not know that I must be about My Father’s business?” But they did not understand the statement which He spoke to them.

Then He went down with them and came to Nazareth, and was subject to them, but His mother kept all these things in her heart. And Jesus increased in wisdom and stature, and in favor with God and men.” (Luke 2:41-52)

The simplicity of the life of Jesus

Now it is actually very easy for us to envision the formative years of Jesus growing up in Israel. The towns, villages, roads, and important places are there now. Millions even dare to visit!

We must first disconnect from the rat race of Silicon Valley and our dumbed-down, fragmented idiotic daily lives!

Stop and walk in the footsteps of Jesus and see how He experienced and dealt with “real life” two thousand years ago!

Jesus never went to kindergarten. He did not attend elementary school, or junior high, or high school or grad school. He might have had some home-schooling from his mom along with his younger brothers and sisters, but no one is 100% certain.

Jesus does not hold a PhD or D.D. to this day, would you believe (WYB)?

He was “self taught” evidently and yet ended up knowing the whole Old Testament thoroughly. (It was only available back then in lengthy hand-written scrolls in synagogues and in the Temple in Jerusalem). Hebrew only, no Greek or English.

Back then there were no showers, no laundromats, no spas, no hot tubs or swimming pools. No soap, no after shave, probably no deodorant.

To support his family (apparently after his stepfather Joseph died), Jesus probably carried on his father’s trade as a tekton (a carpenter, stonemason, craftsman). So he was a day-laborer for more than a decade or more? Not a union member nor a workman’s right advocate—apparently. Jesus was probably fatherless for years. Probably unpopular with the other boys in Nazareth.

Jesus had plenty of grass-roots appeal. He spoke to large crowds 10–30,000 at a pop. He did attract a few of the rich and famous, a few religionists, and quite a few Roman soldiers.

Jesus for sure had magnetic crowd appeal. He had great people skills, was superb with small kids and tamed his wily disciples while in route on foot to his next “scheduled” appearance.

Crowd control became a big problem but Jesus has no security guards and no police protection.

Jesus was probably self-taught and he learned most of what he knew as an adult. Jesus wrote in the sand once. But he left us no books of his own.

Jesus was probably not athletically inclined. No competitive sports skills? Watched no movies. Did no TV appearances, obviously. Was not filmed walking on the stormy Sea of Galilee!

Jesus received no honoraria for his most important “key-note speeches” such as the Sermon on the Mount.

Jesus—probably fatherless for years—never married, was not gay, was great around women, was brave as all get out! He handled lepers, blind men, cripples, dysfunctional women and the hopelessly lost—with ease. Jesus stood up to the bad guys as a man’s man.

Jesus never “slept around,” never got drunk, was probably unpopular as a boy in Nazareth (but not a sissy or a wimp).

Jesus was not appreciated by his siblings until Pentecost. His mom, Mary, had glimpses. But Jesus preferred strangers over his own relatives! WYB? (Luke 4:16-31, and Matthew 12:46-50)

Jesus had

No cell phone
No iPad, no laptop
No SUV, no horse
No bicycle, no skateboard
No change of clothes, one pair of sandals
No change of underwear
No running shoes, no work boots, no sox
No fur coonskin cap, no rain coat, no gloves
No shaving kit, no deodorant
No toothbrush, no comb

Candles or oil lamps at night when in town
No flashlight
Born in a cave (manger)
His parents were poor
No income after age 30
No life insurance, no Social Security
No honoraria for speaking
No secretary
No body guard
No web site
No email and no Facebook account.
No support team (except a few women)
No sleeping bag, no winter overcoat, no bed roll
No wheels: no bike, motorcycle, nor SUV.
Not even a skateboard!
No leather-bound KJV Bible
No home, no condo in Jerusalem
No tent in Galilee
(he did stay in Peter’s crowded one room house in Capernaum along with Peter’s wife and family)
Jesus did not carry a briefcase full of flyers and tracts.
He did not put up any posters advertising his next appearances
No private jet or helicopter
No tomb of his own (borrowed for the weekend)
No public recognition by the “right group” or the “Establishment.”
No honorary degrees.
No doctor or dentist
No TV interviews
No wristwatch
No meds...

Footnote: BTW, (by the way) the Romans who “owned” the land by conquest hated the Jews especially, possibly because of their freedom loving, rugged individualism and spirit of Independence. Rome was very much bugged and bothered by that unruly Provence.

This ordinary man, Jesus, was actuality put to death by his own countrymen! He was only thirty years old, as well... “Read all About It”—Matthew, Mark, Luke and John are waiting to fill you in. Bible illiteracy is an awful sin against your Creator and ignorance is no excuse!

Best of all: Jesus is alive and well now and you can talk to Him yourself one-on-one with no go-between intermediaries needed! He is 100% available and has all along been giving His undivided attention all your life. You just did not know it! Surely it’s time He had your attention!

* Publishing Rights for Jesus are Pending

“This is the disciple (John) who testifies of these things, and wrote these things; and we know that his testimony is true. And there are also many other things that Jesus did, which if they were written one by one, I suppose that even the world itself could not contain the books that would be written. Amen.” (John 21:24-25)

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The New Testament describes James, Joseph (Joses), Judas (Jude), and Simon as brothers of Jesus (Greek: ἀδελφοὶ, translit. adelphoi, lit. 'brothers'). Also mentioned, but not named, are sisters of Jesus.

The last time Joseph appears in person in any Gospel book is in the story of the Passover visit to the Temple in Jerusalem when Jesus is 12 years old, found only in Luke. No mention is made of him thereafter. The story emphasizes Jesus' awareness of his coming mission: here Jesus speaks to his parents (both of them) of "my father," meaning God, but they fail to understand. (Luke 2:41–51).

Christian tradition represents Mary as a widow during the adult ministry of her son. Joseph is not mentioned as being present at the Wedding at Cana at the beginning of Jesus' mission, nor at the Passion at the end. If he had been present at the Crucifixion, he would under Jewish custom have been expected to take charge of Jesus' body, but this role is instead performed by Joseph of Arimathea. Nor would Jesus have entrusted his mother to the care of John the Apostle if her husband had been alive.

While none of the Gospels mentions Joseph as present at any event during Jesus' adult ministry, the synoptic Gospels share a scene in which the people of Nazareth, Jesus' hometown, doubt Jesus' status as a prophet because they know his family. In Mark 6:3, they call Jesus "Mary's son" instead of naming his father. In Matthew, the townspeople call Jesus "the carpenter's son," again without naming his father. (Matthew 13:53 In Luke 3:23 "And Jesus himself began to be about thirty years of age, being (as was supposed) the son of Joseph, which was [the son] of Heli."(Luke 4:16–30) In Luke the tone is positive, whereas in Mark and Matthew it is disparaging. This incident does not appear at all in John, but in a parallel story the disbelieving neighbors refer to "Jesus the son of Joseph, whose father and mother we know" (John 6:41–51). (Wikipedia)

Jesus’ Mother and Brothers Send for Him

While He was still talking to the multitudes, behold, His mother and brothers (no sisters present?) stood outside, seeking to speak with Him. Then one said to Him, “Look, Your mother and Your brothers are standing outside, seeking to speak with You.”

But He answered and said to the one who told Him, “Who is My mother and who are My brothers?” And He stretched out His hand toward His disciples and said, “Here are My mother and My brothers! For whoever does the will of My Father in heaven is My brother and sister and mother.” (Matthew 12:46-50)

At Pentecost: The Upper Room Prayer Meeting

“Then they returned to Jerusalem from the mount called Olivet, which is near Jerusalem, a Sabbath day’s journey. And when they had entered, they went up into the upper room where they were staying: Peter, James, John, and Andrew; Philip and Thomas; Bartholomew and Matthew; James the son of Alphaeus and Simon the Zealot; and Judas the son of James. These all continued with one accord in prayer and supplication, with the women and Mary the mother of Jesus, and with His brothers.” (Acts 1:12-14)

Two Old Testament descriptions of Messiah

Behold, My Servant shall deal prudently;
He shall be exalted and extolled and be very high.

Just as many were astonished at you,
So His visage was marred more than any man,
And His form more than the sons of men;
So shall He sprinkle many nations.

Kings shall shut their mouths at Him;
For what had not been told them they shall see,
And what they had not heard they shall consider.
Who has believed our report?

And to whom has the arm of the Lord been revealed?

For He shall grow up before Him as a tender plant,
And as a root out of dry ground.

He has no form or comeliness;
And when we see Him,
There is no beauty that we should desire Him.

He is despised and rejected by men,
A Man of sorrows and acquainted with grief.

And we hid, as it were, our faces from Him;
He was despised, and we did not esteem Him.
Surely He has borne our griefs
And carried our sorrows;
Yet we esteemed Him stricken,
Smitten by God, and afflicted.

But He was wounded for our transgressions,
He was bruised for our iniquities;
The chastisement for our peace was upon Him,
And by His stripes we are healed.

All we like sheep have gone astray;
We have turned, every one, to his own way;
And the Lord has laid on Him the iniquity of us all.

He was oppressed and He was afflicted,
Yet He opened not His mouth;
He was led as a lamb to the slaughter,
And as a sheep before its shearers is silent,
So He opened not His mouth.

He was taken from prison and from judgment,
And who will declare His generation?

For He was cut off from the land of the living;
For the transgressions of My people He was stricken.

And they made His grave with the wicked—
But with the rich at His death,
Because He had done no violence,
Nor was any deceit in His mouth.
Yet it pleased the Lord to bruise Him;
He has put Him to grief.

When You make His soul an offering for sin,
He shall see His seed, He shall prolong His days,
And the pleasure of the Lord shall prosper in His hand.

He shall see the labor of His soul, and be satisfied.

By His knowledge My righteous Servant shall justify many,
For He shall bear their iniquities.

Therefore I will divide Him a portion with the great,
And He shall divide the spoil with the strong,
Because He poured out His soul unto death,
And He was numbered with the transgressors,
And He bore the sin of many,
And made intercession for the transgressors.
(Isaiah 52:13 - 53:12)

Psalm 22

To the Chief Musician. Set to “The Deer of the Dawn.” A Psalm of David.

My God, My God, why have You forsaken Me?
Why are You so far from helping Me,
And from the words of My groaning?

O My God, I cry in the daytime, but You do not hear;
And in the night season, and am not silent.
But You are holy,
Enthroned in the praises of Israel.

Our fathers trusted in You;
They trusted, and You delivered them.
They cried to You, and were delivered;
They trusted in You, and were not ashamed.

But I am a worm, and no man;
A reproach of men, and despised by the people.
All those who see Me ridicule Me;
They shoot out the lip, they shake the head, saying,
“He trusted in the Lord, let Him rescue Him;
Let Him deliver Him, since He delights in Him!”

But You are He who took Me out of the womb;
You made Me trust while on My mother’s breasts.
I was cast upon You from birth.
From My mother’s womb
You have been My God.
Be not far from Me,
For trouble is near;
For there is none to help.

Many bulls have surrounded Me;
Strong bulls of Bashan have encircled Me.
They gape at Me with their mouths,
Like a raging and roaring lion.

I am poured out like water,
And all My bones are out of joint;
My heart is like wax;
It has melted within Me.

My strength is dried up like a potsherd,
And My tongue clings to My jaws;
You have brought Me to the dust of death.
For dogs have surrounded Me;
The congregation of the wicked has enclosed Me.

They pierced My hands and My feet;
I can count all My bones.
They look and stare at Me.

They divide My garments among them,
And for My clothing they cast lots.
But You, O Lord, do not be far from Me;
O My Strength, hasten to help Me!

Deliver Me from the sword,
My precious life from the power of the dog.
Save Me from the lion’s mouth
And from the horns of the wild oxen!

You have answered Me.
I will declare Your name to My brethren;
In the midst of the assembly I will praise You.
You who fear the Lord, praise Him!
All you descendants of Jacob, glorify Him,
And fear Him, all you offspring of Israel!

For He has not despised nor abhorred the affliction of the afflicted;
Nor has He hidden His face from Him;
But when He cried to Him, He heard.
My praise shall be of You in the great assembly;
I will pay My vows before those who fear Him.
The poor shall eat and be satisfied;
Those who seek Him will praise the Lord.

Let your heart live forever!
All the ends of the world
Shall remember and turn to the Lord,
And all the families of the nations
Shall worship before You.

For the kingdom is the Lord’s,
And He rules over the nations.
All the prosperous of the earth
Shall eat and worship;
All those who go down to the dust
Shall bow before Him,
Even he who cannot keep himself alive.

A posterity shall serve Him.
It will be recounted of the Lord to the next generation,
They will come and declare His righteousness to a people who will be born,
That He has done this.

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